Overheard on Inauguration

Scary Evangelist: Just going to church is not enough. Just being a good person is not enough. You must accept that you are a sinner, you are dirty, you are a sinner in the eyes of Our Lord...

some distance away:
Middle-Aged Woman 1: Should I flash my tits at him?
Middle-Aged Woman 2: He'd probably like that. I bet he's got a big ol' box of porn at home.