Bring It.

I actually think the he-doesn't-drink-objection is totally pointless. If I were current events/politics guy I'd weigh in on guns or hard core drugs or international diplomacy without any personal experience. I do know, however, that you were making a joke. Hahaha.

Go ahead, Aak. Raise my consciousness. I dare you. You're like the sun shining on the forest floor and I'm a fern extending slowly in its bloom. If it works it's only temporary, mind you, because taller trees put out their leaves and steal your overwhelming brightness from me.

I foresee this becoming an e-mail bickering for the masses to read.